Saturday, April 19, 2014

Silicone Basics™ - Chubby “G” by Cal Exotics

This came at the perfect time.  My GF came to visit me from California just as this arrived and she was beyond excited to use this on me!  The ONLY issue she had, was that it doesn't fit into her strap-on but she found a way to move passed that minor problem.  

She started by naturally lubricating my area with her tongue.  Let me just say that she is extremely talented in that area so I wasn't sure I wanted her to stop to give me the "Chubby" but she did.  And I was ever so glad she did!

The size is PERFECT for me and the curve is amazing when it's done just right!  First of all, I squirted.  Second of all, I squirted.  And third, I squirted.  I LOVE this dildo!

What more can I say except it needs to be made to fit into a strap-on.

5 star dildo and no vibration needed.  

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

I am FURIOUS! Being FAT isn't the worst thing that can happen to you!!

Somehow, while looking at BBW stripper videos.. I came across this chick.  So I took a few minutes to check her out. She's cute, plus sized and from what it sounded like she seemed "SIZE POSITIVE" - that was until I stumbled across this.


I understand being HONEST with yourself and others... but 190?   Complaining about having to lose 20lbs? How your life is so adversely effected by your poor eating habits and you can't hold a relationship?  Let me SHOW YOU the worst thing that could happen to you!! 

 You could be THIS kid, with NO hope for a future and fighting just to LIVE everyday!!  

You have lived to tell your story.  So shut the fuck up and stop whining about your 20lbs you gained.  

People have lost their entire lives, homes and everything they worked hard for in tragic weather conditions.  

Families lose loved ones. 

Kids are being BULLIED.

So while you sit in your apartment paying your BILLS on the VERY 20lbs you gained, bragging about how good you have it because you don't have to be a hooker or stripper anymore think about that before you go looking for sympathy on your weight gain and how your life is ruined.  

I know... my approach is a aggressive but it really pisses me off when people who have capitalized on being "FAT" and "PLUS SIZED" then turn around and complain about it.  I am trying to calm myself down, and remember that not everyone can share in my confidence and ability to stay positive about their bodies.  

I am really trying to figure out how to turn this anger into something positive.  Ok, let me reach out to Trisha Payata and challenge her to open up a dialogue about my feelings.  She said "Before you judge her, try to love her" but how can I love you if you don't love yourself?   What message are you sending to the people watching your video who look up to you for support, positive enforcement and a guidance for learning how to love yourself no matter WHAT SIZE YOU ARE?  

So instead, I found someone who is TWICE your size and is able to do exactly that!  Trisha, meet Whitney Thore.  I say no more.  The challenge has been set forth, let's see if you take me up on it.


Monday, March 24, 2014

I wish....

This song plays as I write this:

In this world of sex entertainment, I find myself more and more disconnected from the world I create and the world I actually live in.  I don't want to sound like a person complaining about the wonderful life I actually have... because that's certainly NOT the case.  I am blessed beyond words.  The opportunities I've been afforded are beyond appreciated.  There is ONE thing missing from my life, the one.

 I find myself in these situations where the people that love me, appreciate me, show affections and truly fulfill what I thought my needs were are in my life, however, I am unable to reciprocate the same feelings they share for me.

I've entered into a relationship with a woman, whom I adore and care for deeply... that part of my relationship needs is fulfilled.  But the man part, is more empty than ever.  Is it because I am TOO independent?  Is that EVEN possible?  Or am I desensitized by my emotional disconnect I created from being in adult entertainment?  OR perhaps I simply attract to the "challenges" that I think I can concur, only to find myself in an impossible situation?  

I don't NEED to be in a relationship.  Let's be clear about that.  I simply want to cuddle, share my wonderful accomplishments with someone and every now and then have someone to listen to me and rationalize my insanity.  I have some of this in my new girlfriend, but with her being so much younger than I... I tend to shut down instead of letting her in.  And she made it VERY clear that she does not believe in monogamy so going in I knew what time it was with her.

So where does this leave me?  If you read prior posts you will see that this has been an ongoing issue and topic of discussion.  What do I want?  What do I need? What is it that will ultimately make Kari happy?  Who knows... but in the meantime, Platinum Puzzy will be ever so happy to oblige your needs!  xoxoxo Smooooooches!

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Cal Exotics Silicone Bendies™ - Ripple

3 AAA Batteries is all it takes to get this ready to go!  

Let me cover the business before I get down to the "bizness" of this one.  I can't STRESS how much I love the color, packaging and most of all the quality of their products.  Cal Exotics has definitely taken a true interest to providing RELIABLE long lasting novelties.  

I got it ready while my guy was trying out the Apollo, and in the midst of being completely turned on by him grabbed this and began playing with it.  I LOVE the bending ability!  Having it move around inside me and not be so firm was amazing!  

The vibration was good as well... which is something I find to be an issue with most toys since I've taken on a VERY powerful contender.  I really like this one!  Of course having my guy stimulating in front of me was a huge plus but the overall functionality of this product was very impressive.

I will definitely say this goes in my TOP 5 from all of the toys I have reviewed.   I would certainly label this A "MUST HAVE" for women!!

5 stars *****

Cal-Exotics Apollo™ Wireless 7-Function Strokers

I've been waiting for nearly 2 mths to receive this toy.  When it finally arrived, I was a bit confused.  Most of my toys are for me, but this one.... looked suspect.  Come to find out, it's NOT for me!!  It's for a male partner.  SO..... I had to call him over to help me assess this product.

Given the recent move and my inability to commit to those who would like me to, having a solid partner to come and insert his penis into various objects for review isn't as easy as it should be.  BUT... given my sexy persuasion and negotiation skills I was able to manage a visit from someone who would offer a non-biased opinion and even a bit of entertainment as well.

I didn't say anything.  I just gave him the box and let him open it himself, providing NO details as to HOW it works or any instruction whatsoever.  I think it's best to figure out just how difficult it is for a man to figure it out on his own.  Part of the review should be "ease of access" if you will and how the product is able to clearly instruct it's appropriate use.

His initial reaction was common, looking at the bullet at the end of the toy for a few minutes wondering how that was going to feel.  I simply sat back and watched and was thoroughly entertained by his reactions to learning more about it as he explored.  I eventually had to encourage him to actually TRY it for the REAL reactions and review material.   Men are like kids, you give them a box they play for hours, give them the toy it's 5 minutes of attention span.

We started without the vibe, and he found it a little odd placing himself inside the "stroker" but quickly figured out a way to make it beneficial for himself and feel good.  I whispered in his ear and even nibbled on it a bit to help him focus on relaxing and not paying attention to anything else but the way it felt.

Soon, I almost felt like I wasn't there... he started the vibe and really getting into strokin'!  Watching him turned me on that I grabbed the OTHER toy I got for review which I'd already put batteries on while waiting for him to finish playing with the box.  (FULL REVIEW TO COME SOON)

It was so exciting to both be playing with ourselves but watching the other with our toys.  This was the FIRST time I've done it with both of us having toys.  Can you say... HOT?  I hadn't had any in so long that I came rather fast and the LOUD which in turn gave him that final push and caused him to busted all over the place!

His review consists of  " It felt good.. not quite a pocket pussy but you get a better grip with the textured lining and the vibration having different settings was pretty cool.

His assessment:

   **** 4 Stars
            Great quality
            Masculine packaging

Toy party turned into my 1st Sybian ride!

My 1st Sybian Ride
I had a toy party tonight with adult novelties supplied by Kings Adult Entertainment and much to my surprise he brought his Sybian, I had to try it out. I fuckin' LOVE this thing and will be purchasing one in my VERY near future! Watch me has he controls the vibration of this beast until I finally reach my final destination!

Friday, March 21, 2014

Cupcake's Kink Party tonight 8pm est

Cupcake is a kinkster who loves to submit to her dominate friends. She has invited them to come to the house and showcase their "kink" skills. Some of these activities will take place in the free areas but the most taboo of all are in the members only area! Get your 30 day pass and enjoy the benefits of all access to be a part of all the action!!

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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Be our guest!

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The possibilities are limitless.  Apply now and book your stay at the Touchy Situations house!